this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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