So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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