problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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