He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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