Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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