You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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