yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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