I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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