Its about making memories worth repressing
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
In America we eat man semen.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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