yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
