we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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