D3 body, D1 cock
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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