So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
