So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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