bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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