they need to just BURY HIM!
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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