i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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