Already got asked if we're dating
I just saw a hot homeless man
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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