I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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