He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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