so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
