dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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