the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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