THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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