I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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