To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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