i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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