Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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