I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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