please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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