need another drink. this is the easiest way
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize