Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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