I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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