SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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