I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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