Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Best friends brother. Beat that.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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