brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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