I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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