I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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