fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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