She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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