everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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