you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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