This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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