I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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