Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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