my mouth tastes like poor choices
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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