sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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