One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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