How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize