We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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