You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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