singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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