This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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