therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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